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Kash Patel Claims He Has No Recollection of Blacking Out At Work
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Kash Patel Claims He Has No Recollection of Blacking Out At Work

Jun 6, 2026
How Strange: This Republican Senator is Straight
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How Strange: This Republican Senator is Straight

May 26, 2026
JD Vance and Usha Announce They Are Ready to Take Their Relationship to the Next Level: Double Suicide
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JD Vance and Usha Announce They Are Ready to Take Their Relationship to the Next Level: Double Suicide

May 21, 2026
Donald Trump: “Don’t Put Anything Weird on My Tombstone”
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Donald Trump: “Don’t Put Anything Weird on My Tombstone”

May 6, 2026
White House Masseuse Applicants Must Have 14 Years of Inexperience
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White House Masseuse Applicants Must Have 14 Years of Inexperience

May 2, 2026
Kash Patel Adds Sydney Sweeney’s Breasts to FBI Watchlist
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Kash Patel Adds Sydney Sweeney’s Breasts to FBI Watchlist

Apr 26, 2026
Kristi Noem’s Diary
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Kristi Noem’s Diary

Apr 21, 2026
Trump Excommunicates Pope Leo
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Trump Excommunicates Pope Leo

Apr 20, 2026
Trump Pardons Self, Refuses to Tell Nation the Crime
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Trump Pardons Self, Refuses to Tell Nation the Crime

Apr 17, 2026
Netanyahu Urges American Horses to Support Construction of Several New Glue Factories
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Netanyahu Urges American Horses to Support Construction of Several New Glue Factories

Apr 16, 2026
Most Stressful Job? Obama’s Chef 9th to Commit Suicide
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Most Stressful Job? Obama’s Chef 9th to Commit Suicide

Apr 13, 2026
Trump: “April Fools! We’re Not Actually At War With Iran”
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Trump: “April Fools! We’re Not Actually At War With Iran”

Apr 1, 2026
Netanyahu Cancels Appearance At The Life Convention, Where He Was Slated To Speak As ‘Living Guest of Honor’
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Netanyahu Cancels Appearance At The Life Convention, Where He Was Slated To Speak As ‘Living Guest of Honor’

Mar 22, 2026
Israel Suspected of Using AI to Falsify Proof of Netanyahu’s Safety: Latest Video Features the Prime Minister with Third Testicle
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Israel Suspected of Using AI to Falsify Proof of Netanyahu’s Safety: Latest Video Features the Prime Minister with Third Testicle

Mar 21, 2026
New Video Featuring Netanyahu and Wife Raises More AI Suspicions
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New Video Featuring Netanyahu and Wife Raises More AI Suspicions

Mar 21, 2026
Benjamin Netanyahu Uses Newly Installed Cybernetic 6th Finger to Fire Nuke at Tehran
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Benjamin Netanyahu Uses Newly Installed Cybernetic 6th Finger to Fire Nuke at Tehran

Mar 21, 2026
US Pedophiles Unanimously Vote to Block Release of Epstein Files
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US Pedophiles Unanimously Vote to Block Release of Epstein Files

Mar 21, 2026
Trump On the State of the American Dream: “Nightmares Are Technically Dreams”
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Trump On the State of the American Dream: “Nightmares Are Technically Dreams”

Mar 16, 2026