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Mitch McConnell Dies During Routine Autopsy
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Mitch McConnell Dies During Routine Autopsy

Jul 29, 2026
Donald Trump Denies All Allegations That Are Likely to Come Soon
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Donald Trump Denies All Allegations That Are Likely to Come Soon

Jul 26, 2026
White House Doctor Urges Trump to Avoid Sleep Fearing He May Not Wake Up
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White House Doctor Urges Trump to Avoid Sleep Fearing He May Not Wake Up

Jul 24, 2026
Lindsey Graham Takes First Step Toward Sainthood: Dying
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Lindsey Graham Takes First Step Toward Sainthood: Dying

Jul 22, 2026
Kash Patel Gets Drunk and Accidentally Deports Himself
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Kash Patel Gets Drunk and Accidentally Deports Himself

Jun 16, 2026
Kash Patel Claims He Has No Recollection of Blacking Out At Work
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Kash Patel Claims He Has No Recollection of Blacking Out At Work

Jun 6, 2026
How Strange: This Republican Senator is Straight
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How Strange: This Republican Senator is Straight

May 26, 2026
JD Vance and Usha Announce They Are Ready to Take Their Relationship to the Next Level: Double Suicide
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JD Vance and Usha Announce They Are Ready to Take Their Relationship to the Next Level: Double Suicide

May 21, 2026
Donald Trump: “Don’t Put Anything Weird on My Tombstone”
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Donald Trump: “Don’t Put Anything Weird on My Tombstone”

May 6, 2026
White House Masseuse Applicants Must Have 14 Years of Inexperience
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White House Masseuse Applicants Must Have 14 Years of Inexperience

May 2, 2026
Kash Patel Adds Sydney Sweeney’s Breasts to FBI Watchlist
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Kash Patel Adds Sydney Sweeney’s Breasts to FBI Watchlist

Apr 26, 2026
Kristi Noem’s Diary
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Kristi Noem’s Diary

Apr 21, 2026
Trump Excommunicates Pope Leo
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Trump Excommunicates Pope Leo

Apr 20, 2026
Trump Pardons Self, Refuses to Tell Nation the Crime
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Trump Pardons Self, Refuses to Tell Nation the Crime

Apr 17, 2026
Netanyahu Urges American Horses to Support Construction of Several New Glue Factories
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Netanyahu Urges American Horses to Support Construction of Several New Glue Factories

Apr 16, 2026
Most Stressful Job? Obama’s Chef 9th to Commit Suicide
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Most Stressful Job? Obama’s Chef 9th to Commit Suicide

Apr 13, 2026
Trump: “April Fools! We’re Not Actually At War With Iran”
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Trump: “April Fools! We’re Not Actually At War With Iran”

Apr 1, 2026
Netanyahu Cancels Appearance At The Life Convention, Where He Was Slated To Speak As ‘Living Guest of Honor’
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Netanyahu Cancels Appearance At The Life Convention, Where He Was Slated To Speak As ‘Living Guest of Honor’

Mar 22, 2026