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Trump and Iran Enter Negotiations to End Ceasefire

Jul 9, 2026
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Word of the Day? Woman Keeps Telling You “No”

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Matt Damon Vomits After Hearing Daughter Tell Him to Stop Saying F****t

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Department of War Loses Its First War

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Top 1% of Billionaires Hold as Much Wealth as the Bottom 50% of Billionaires

Top 1% of Billionaires Hold as Much Wealth as the Bottom 50% of Billionaires
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Kash Patel Gets Drunk and Accidentally Deports Himself

Kash Patel Gets Drunk and Accidentally Deports Himself
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Kash Patel Claims He Has No Recollection of Blacking Out At Work

Kash Patel Claims He Has No Recollection of Blacking Out At Work
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Trump: “Nobody Was Talking About Freedom of Speech Until I Was in Office”

Trump: “Nobody Was Talking About Freedom of Speech Until I Was in Office”
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TRAGIC: You Agree With Everything This Homeless Man Just Said About The Government

Not Again: A Handsome Disabled Guy is Totally Hitting on Your Girlfriend and if You Call Him Out You’re Going to Look Like Such an Asshole

Hellmouth Writers Stumped by Latest Iran Developments, Struggle to Write New Joke

Donald Trump: “We Don’t Negotiate With Terrorists We Created, Funded and Armed”

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TRAGIC: You Agree With Everything This Homeless Man Just Said About The Government
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How Strange: This Republican Senator is Straight
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How Strange: This Republican Senator is Straight

JD Vance and Usha Announce They Are Ready to Take Their Relationship to the Next Level: Double Suicide
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JD Vance and Usha Announce They Are Ready to Take Their Relationship to the Next Level: Double Suicide

Donald Trump: “Don’t Put Anything Weird on My Tombstone”
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Donald Trump: “Don’t Put Anything Weird on My Tombstone”

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Coldplay Once Again Boycotts ‘Gayest Band Awards Show’

Golden Tempo Becomes First Female Horse To Win Kentucky Derby

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Coldplay Once Again Boycotts ‘Gayest Band Awards Show’